CAROLINE GUITAR COMPANY HAWAIIAN PIZZA

 The Komodo Dragon of the mariguanas, the Hawaiian Pizza is the apex predator of the Planet of the Vapes.

Your quest for toanz have brought you to our HAWAIIAN PIZZA™: a bespoke artisanal blockchain of handcrafted tone, the sonic equivalent of a forbidden delicacy, all from just three knobs and the truth*.

We discovered this circuit in the discarded manila file folders of our old multinational overlords, the Caroline Corporation, alongside all kinds of very 1970s corporate villainy and sci-fi plans for world domination. Your pedal was then dreamed, designed and created at our small batch distortery™ in Columbia, S.C. So thank you for supporting our work!

*(it’s really a fuzz, but a really versatile one)